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Damn, Slow That Awesome Down Sloth Funny Card

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Front Message: Daaaaamn.
Inside Message: Slow that awesome down.

Funny greeting card features a close-up photo of a sloth paired with a humorous compliment perfect for birthdays, graduations, congratulations and more. Crafted from premium card stock with red foil accents.
  • Includes one card and one designed envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Good Mail is a curated collection of true-to-you cards that celebrate the amazing people you love to love. We partner with diverse artists and pay the good forward to causes we admire.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.50" W x 5.50" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Best card yet!

    I use this on for birthdays and congratulations for special events. It's hilarious.

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    Reviewed by: Joan

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Sloth congrats

    I haven't shared it yet. I ordered it because it will be a great card someday when needed.

    Bought for: Other

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect

    I gave this card to my husband for his birthday. It gave him quite a laugh, so it was perfect with just the reaction I had hoped for.

    Bought for: Spouse

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Great Card!

    My admin assistant loves sloths. She thought this was hilarious Always can count on the quality of Hallmark cards

    Bought for: Friend

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Hilarious card

    The photo on this card is so funny, but the wording on the card makes it hilarious. I think it’s a good card to send to a man. Those are hard to find.

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Cute Card

    Not really funny but cute

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