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License to Chill Certificate Funny Retirement Card

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Front Message: Congratulations!
Now that you've retired, you're totally free to do whatever the heck you want!
Inside Message: See? It's official!
License to Chill
Made my mark, paid my dues, Now hand me down my party shoes!
Issued In: State of Euphoria
Issued To: I.M. Outtahere, Retired Person Extraordinaire
Issued By: Board of Leisure
Effective Date: Today
Expiration Date: Never
No work, no jerks, no problem!
On ribbon medal: The Great Seal Of In Your Face, Working Stiffs!
On back: From now on, life is just 6 Saturdays and a Sunday!

Funny retirement greeting card features a cartoon dog on the cover and a multi-panel design that opens to reveal a certificate with shiny foil accents, embossing and a die-cut seal with ribbon attachment.
  • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
  • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Beautiful cards!

    The last cards I ordered were great. Good size, and the musical cards are super great. Cannot always find these cards in the store so I like the convenience of ordering off of the website. More choices on line. They usually arrive quickly, although with Christmas time these last took a bit longer to arrive. Something to consider. I especially like the Great Grandchild cards that once again, you cannot find often in the stores. đź‘Ť

    Bought for: Grandchild

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    Reviewed by: Ann

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Perfect retirement card

    this is a perfect retirement card for a hard working individual. The seal is so real looking. I wish it did not have fold marking but might be able to iron/flatten them out. I am going to see if I can get a picture frame.

    Bought for: Other

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    Reviewed by: CATHERINE

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    RETIREMENT

    BOUGHT THIS CARD FOR A FRIEND THAT RETIRED THIS YEAR - HALLMARK ALWAYS HAS THE BEST CARD FOR EVERY OCCASION, FUNNY, SERIOUS, EVERYTHING. HALLMARK IS THE FIRST PLACE I THINK OF WHEN A SPECIFIC HOLIDAY OR OCCASION COMES UP. PLUS THEY HAVE UNIQUE GIFTS FOR THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE.

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    Reviewed by: GEORGIA

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Nicer than I expected

    The certificate is funny and sweet.

    Bought for: Spouse

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    Reviewed by: Hallmark Consumer

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Fun way to recognize retirement

    License to Chill is part of card My husband still has it on the bathroom mirror a couple years after his retirement. We've given this card a couple times to co-workers and have ordered extras for the future.

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    Reviewed by: Deborah

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  • Review 5 out of 5 stars.

    Cards For Every Occasion

    My sister loved this card! The inside is a certificate of retirement that she framed. She loved the humor in it all..

    Bought for: Other Family Member

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